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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Ubat Sakit Kepala (married only!)



Bos masuk pejabat sambil memicit-micit kepalanya yang keras. Seorang stafnya; Joni (bukan nama sebenar) yang agak prihatin menegur bos itu:

Joni: Kenapa bos? Sakit kepalakah?
Bos: Yalah Joni (bukan nama sebenar). Kepala aku ni sakit sangat!
Joni: 3 hari lepas saya pon sakit kepala bos. Bila balik rumah, isteri saya peluk cium saya.  Lepas tu, sakit kepala saya terus hilang. Saya syorkan bos cuba petua saya itu.
Bos: Betulkah wahai Jonni? Kalau begitu, mari kita jumpa isteri kau sekarang!!!!
Joni: !!!!!!!?????!!!!!

(AMARAN! Sila jangan tiru aksi 'Bos' di atas!!)


Rapi Feb.2009


uncle Jonni sebenar

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40 comments:

  1. Asrul "iLham" SanyJune 26, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    unkle jonni lawak blog dia...

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  2. UnknownJune 26, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    mengong punya boss !!!!!

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  3. NasQJune 26, 2012 at 4:26 PM

    errr...aku pun sakit kepala gak ni... ada nombor contact? huhu

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  4. Telor PowerJune 26, 2012 at 10:17 PM

    kehkehkeh teruk betul la perangai bos

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  5. tehrJune 27, 2012 at 12:01 AM

    alamak
    apasal la teruk sangat otak bos tu

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  6. akubiomedJune 27, 2012 at 12:06 AM

    Bos betul-betul mahukan buku 5 yang boleh mengegarkan otak. :-)

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  7. ankeljonniJune 27, 2012 at 12:20 AM

    oiiiiiiiiiii... aku masih bujanggggggggg,......

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  8. LJune 27, 2012 at 10:22 AM

    haha/ jeng kreng punya bos.. huhu

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  9. ghost June 27, 2012 at 11:55 AM

    yay! mari kita pegi jumpa isteri Joni.

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  10. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    AiS,
    dia lukis pon lawa + lawak! :-)

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  11. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    Remy H,
    buka bos Remy kan?? hehe!

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  12. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    TK,
    mem kan ado.... huh! (",)

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  13. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    Telor P,
    susah nak jumpa bos yg baik. haha!

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  14. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    bro tehr,
    bos yg ....... hoho!

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  15. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:27 PM

    bro akubiomed,
    kah! kah! kang kena 'api'... ;)

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  16. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:27 PM

    Uncle J,
    org pinjam nama je laaaa... lalalala!

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  17. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    L,
    sssyyyhhhhhhhhh!!! nanti dia dengar..

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  18. blog-tips-kurusJune 27, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    Ghost W,
    uncle Jonni sebenar bujang lagi le bro!!

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  19. sitiezahimJune 27, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    hahaha lawak2

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  20. ewanthologyJune 27, 2012 at 9:42 PM

    keh keh keh

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  21. UnknownJune 27, 2012 at 9:48 PM

    hahaha bos bos! XD

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  22. zulkboJune 28, 2012 at 12:45 AM

    salam..
    ermm..cepat bertindak
    bos tu ye :)

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  23. blog-tips-kurusJune 28, 2012 at 4:06 AM

    sitiezahim,
    kih! kih!

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  24. blog-tips-kurusJune 28, 2012 at 4:07 AM

    delarocha,
    he! he!!

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  25. blog-tips-kurusJune 28, 2012 at 4:08 AM

    Mr Clive,
    bos yang ....!! ;)

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  26. blog-tips-kurusJune 28, 2012 at 4:09 AM

    bro zul,
    salam.
    cuma tak tepat je..!! :)

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  27. keetJune 28, 2012 at 9:26 AM

    ahaha...sian pacek jonni..jatuh la saham dia pasneh..kah..kah..kah..

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  28. AujinzJune 28, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    ooo.. Uncle Jonni dah kawen ghupenye.. kah kah kah

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  29. Mawardi yunusJune 28, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    kih2

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  30. blog-tips-kurusJune 28, 2012 at 10:13 PM

    SumBody Me,
    alaaaa... pnjm kejap jek.. ;)

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  31. blog-tips-kurusJune 28, 2012 at 10:14 PM

    Aujinz,
    ssyyyyhhhh.... dia marah! hoho!

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  32. blog-tips-kurusJune 28, 2012 at 10:14 PM

    MY,
    (>.<)

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  33. UnknownJune 29, 2012 at 12:21 AM

    lepas ni btambah femes la blog akak

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  34. blog-tips-kurusJune 30, 2012 at 9:17 AM

    TH,
    Aamiiiinnnn.... :-)

    *bukan mmg dah ke? (wekkkkss!!!)

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  35. YouSOFJune 30, 2012 at 12:05 PM

    Dengan selambanya Uncel Jonni telah 'dikahwinkan' oleh BTK.. hehehehe

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  36. blog-tips-kurusJune 30, 2012 at 10:21 PM

    Yousof,
    itu doa.... semoga mustajab!! :-)

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  37. KeriJuly 1, 2012 at 12:39 AM

    untungla uncle joni ada bini ajaib. haha

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  38. blog-tips-kurusJuly 1, 2012 at 7:43 AM

    keri i,
    hihihihi!!

    doakan beliau.. (>.<)

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  39. AdminJuly 7, 2012 at 7:41 PM

    nakal jony ni ;D

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  40. blog-tips-kurusJuly 26, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    ahsF,
    memang pon!! ;)

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