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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Lebam Digigit Jin atau Pelesit??

Salam.
Besok dah 19 Ramadan kan? Tahun ni senang nak kira sebab sama tarikh bulan tak Islam.

Korang ada pengalaman digigit?
Tadi aku search pasal 'digigit'. Tajuk 'digigit JIN' menduduki tangga teratas mendahului 'digigit pelesit'. Ishhhhh!!!! (Seram la pulak nak habiskan entry ni.) hehe!

Aku agak keliru ni: Siapakah yang punya angkara sebenarnya? J atau P???
Suspek tu hisap darah ke saja-saja nak buat love-bites? heeeeeeeeiiiii..... Apakah modus-operandinya?? Adakah mereka diarahkan oleh tuannya? Kenapa dalam bulan Ramadan yang mulia ni pon mereka beroperasi? Mereka tidak diikatkah??

Ustaz cakap, cara nak elakkan kejadian ini ialah:
1. Jangan tidur lepas Asar
2. Jangan mandi malam
3. Pakai kain basahan ketika mandi.

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37 comments:

  1. uncle gedekAugust 18, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    uncle yang suka menggigit...

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  2. blog-tips-kurusAugust 18, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    Uncle G,
    understood! hehe!(^.^)

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  3. dillAugust 18, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    kene gigit kutu bab* kot. hihi

    dill.

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  4. Umie NadhirahAugust 18, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    soram..
    aku slalu tido lepas asar.. adumak.

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  5. HEROICzeroAugust 18, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    ha ha ha .


    bahaya ni . Aumm !

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  6. AmirFXAugust 19, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    Tikus atau lipas.. DUa2 suka menggigit...

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  7. James AlexanderAugust 19, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    never ever been bitten...

    punca dia dan cara penyelesaiannya tak dapat dikenalpasti... hehehe...

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  8. Dr KAugust 19, 2011 at 12:18 AM

    mitos!

    org melayu mmg suka benda2 ni.
    Islam hanya pada MyKad sahaja.

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  9. EmpayarUtamaAugust 19, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    tpkan takkan tanda tu dtg sendirik yea? Ada masuk cerita misteri kat tv x?

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  10. semutsengalAugust 19, 2011 at 3:29 AM

    kadang2 aku suka tidur lepas asar,


    isssshh.

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  11. ghost August 19, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    seram apenyer...bulan ramadhan nih,puan ani.

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  12. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 5:56 AM

    dill,
    kena samak le.. hehe!

    kompem bukan le!

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  13. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 5:57 AM

    Umie A,
    aiyo! nanti kepala oteng lo!

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  14. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 5:57 AM

    Hero,
    aik?? bukan tiger maaaaaaaaa...

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  15. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 5:59 AM

    Amir,
    No mickey mouse here. Oggy's enemies tu ade le.. :)

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  16. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    James A,
    haha! boboi tak kena kot!!

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  17. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 6:01 AM

    Daddy Z,
    mmm.. dengar apa Daddy cakap tu!!

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  18. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    E.Utama,
    tak pasti. belum rujuk kepada yang arif. ;)

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  19. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    M.Hanif,
    elakkan ye. :)

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  20. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 6:03 AM

    GW,
    hehe! ada kaitan dengan dunia mu kah???

    mesti kawan2 ghost ni!

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  21. ORLANDO AHMADAugust 19, 2011 at 7:16 AM

    pkai kain basahan waktu mandi tu penting especially buat makwe makwe, bukan takat jin, manusia pon suke skodeng haahha

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  22. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    Ustaz O Ahmad,
    iyeeeee.. pakwe pon kena pakai le!

    mane Jon?? kena makan Croc kah??

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  23. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    hai darling, meow meow meow, carik i ke?

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  24. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    wwwooo...lame nye beta tak ke sini .rindu rasanya.

    selalu kene labam lebam ni. memula takot jugak tapi dah lama lama tu wat derk je la. sebab selalu mandi malam kot.

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  25. ghost August 19, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    haha

    kawan-kawan aku tengah bertafakur sekarang nih..

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  26. Adam IdrisAugust 19, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    pelesit tu ape?
    adoiii

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  27. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    John Croc,
    p tangkap 'miki' kat opis ai. jgn tido je-tak baik!!

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  28. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 10:30 PM

    Hanie,
    aiyoo dear, no more after this. ok!!

    *tq for coming bebeh. (^.^)

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  29. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    GW,
    adakah mereka aktif waktu ini?? atau tak sabar menanti Syawal.. hoho!

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  30. blog-tips-kurusAugust 19, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    Adam I,
    alaaaaaaa.. tak kan tak tau?? yang gitu-gitu tuuuuuuu!!

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  31. JumirAugust 20, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Berani Mr P n Mr J tu gigit...aku fire kang!

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  32. blog-tips-kurusAugust 20, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    wok J,
    hhhhmmmm.. ye la tu..
    Mr ke Ms tu???

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  33. logorithmAugust 21, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    Betul ker gigitan jin? Ker sebenarnya gigitan 'love bite'? Kih kih...

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  34. akubiomedAugust 21, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    Anak dara gadis sekarang bangga menayangkan kesan gigitan cinta

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  35. blog-tips-kurusAugust 22, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    bro Logo,
    lebam terserandung kot! ;)

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  36. blog-tips-kurusAugust 22, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    akubiomed,
    anak siapalah itu... hhmmmm...

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  37. ladyanaDecember 7, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    tapi lebam tu bentuk gigi acano?

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